Have you heard the one about God applying for a grant from a scientific institution to study the origins of creation?
The grant was refused on three grounds:
Firstly, there was no visible evidence that God had done any work on the subject for a long time.
Secondly, no one had been able to repeat the experiment.
Thirdly, because the only records of it had not been published in any scientific journal!
Source: Eric James, A Life of Bishop John A T Robinson, 292.